Yes, I'm taking this seriously.

Oh it's annoying.

Really, it is.

Maybe it's just me.

Maybe I enjoy dialogues too much.

Maybe I enjoy the drama,

The art of it all.

The cinematography.

The script.

The unwrapping of events.

Maybe I just enjoy it a little bit too much.

I watch films with passion.

It bugs me when I watch something I do not understand.

And that's why I rewatch films.

Some people think it's attachment.

It's not.

I rewatch them because I want to catch everything I missed the first time around.

That's why I prefer subtitles.

I hate not getting every word that comes out of the characters' mouth.

Every word matters.

Sometimes, you can miss a Noun and you miss a lot.

That's why I keep my focus on the film.

I hate eating while watching,

Or doing anything else but watching.

If I watch, I watch.

I have to catch everything, or else it's not even worth it.

So when I recommend you a film to watch, do watch it if you like, as you please.

I don't care.

Hell, go and refuse to watch it if you also like.

All that matters to me is that I've shared to you something that can change your life (of course I'm exaggerating there).

But if we watch it together, please please do not annoy me.

Do not expect me to explain the universe while it's on play. 

And please leave me alone if you're not going to focus on the movie too.

You keep peeing like it takes 0.1 second, and you'll be back without missing anything on the film.

Worse part is, don't ask me what went down while you were gone.

You should have asked me to pause the film but I figured you weren't interested at all.