STANDARDS

A man walked up to me and asked, "What are you staring at?" 
I wanted to blurt out "the painting, duh" but I wanted to sound smart so I said instead, "Because I can't decide whether to see fishes or petals." 
He was speechless then so I added, "Hmm... Wala lang." 
That's when he smiled. But that's also when I walked away.